Vending Machine!

It's a vending machine! *DUN DUN DUUUN* 8O
According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.(GASP!)
If Barbie was life-size, her body weight and mass would equal that of an anorexic person.(I think they do make life-size Barbies...)
All polar bears are left-handed.(That'd be terribly unhelpful!)
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are 50 years old or older.(AHA! I have found the flaw in Chicken Little!!! (maybe))
A shrimps heart is in it's head. ( That would get annoying.)
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.(Yeah, and if you hold your nose your ear lobes will fall out. :P)
Hummingbirds can't walk. (Must get tireing. <_<) style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);" size="3">
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. (o_O)
Ostriches are often not taken seriously. They can run faster than horses, and the males can roar like lions. (Reminds me of llamas...)
A group of twelve or more cows is called a flink. (Hey look! A flink of cows! 8D)
Approximately sixty circus performers have been shot from cannons. At last report, thirty-one of these have been killed. (Oh well that's...nice?)
It took Leo Tolstoy six years to write "War & Peace".
Charlie Brown's father was a barber. (That explains his hair...)
The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared. (completely useless info yet interesting...)
In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become a year older on New Year's Day. (Least nobody can forget anybody's birthdays.)
The diameter of the wire in a standard paper clip is 1 millimeter - or about 0.04 inch. (!?!)
November 29 is National Sinky Day; a day to eat over one's sink and worship it. (WIFT!?!)
On average, there are 333 squares of toilet paper on a roll. (Mine has 334! jk :P)
The numbers on opposite sides of a die always add up to 7. (ironic, isn't it?)
Eskimos never gamble.
20252 is Smokey the Bear's own zip code. (:O)
203 million dollars is spent on barbed wire each year in the U.S.
If you had enough water to fill one million goldfish bowls, you could fill an entire stadium. (Oooo,let's get a whale!)
(Tis enough for now!)